February 2012
“Always be courteous to the waiter because she’ll be watching and hearing...”
– So this person has been posting dating tips on Buzzfeed and they are spectacularly insane
If I ever got a tattoo it'd be a throat tattoo...
raptoravatar asked: People are re-goddamned-tarded when it comes to extreme sports acronyms. I'm still giggling about that shit.
“It was so gorgeous it almost felt like sadness.”
– Banana Yoshimoto (via loveyourchaos)
If you haven’t read Kitchen by Banana Yoshimoto you’re doing it wrong.
(via maddogcalvin)
What Aaron said.
asobbrokeup replied to your photo: So I found this perfect image for the point I…
What’s fucked up about 30 Rock’s schedule? I think they only reason it’s a mid-season replacement was because Tina Fey was pregant and needed time off
They used to fuck with 30 Rock’s schedule almost yearly.
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Fuck, it's Fat Tuesday?
Why am I not wasted eating pancakes right now?
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It's not quite fair when an animated GIF about...
The Daily What being terrible of the day:
mattgorman:
The Daily What is terrible.
So I was thinking about how long How I Met Your...
It’s on its 153rd episode. To put that in perspective, Dragonball Z’s 153rd episode, in its original Japanese run, was “Tomorrow, I Am Going to Pulverize You!! Goku’s Challenge” which is the 13th episode of the Imperfect Cell Saga, the episode right before Vegeta and Trunks came out of Room of Spirit and Time.
What I’m trying to say is, sometimes things have to...
A+ job HIMYM
asobbrokeup:
That was a good one
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“faggot
fag
fuck
bitch
crap
shit
motherfucker
dick
ass
dumbass
hell...”
– “A List of Swear Words” by a 9-year-old boy who made an account on Buzzfeed
heyveronica:
Man’s suicide goes unnoticed for years
thelittlestdrunk:
“They will talk about what a great guy he was in life, and they will wonder over and over how he could go so unnoticed in death.”
This is incredibly sad.
Yeah, this is definitely how I want to go.
