December 2009
And that's the end of SLFBM's Holiday Queue
I hope you put as little thought into it as I did.
Is it a new year yet? I’m not even gonna fucking look at this thing.
1 tag
1 tag
2 tags
nervousrex:
synecdoche:
spacecataz:
...
1 tag
1 tag
Fox TV Threatens To Pull Shows In L.A.,... →
“No Family Guy? No Simpsons? No American Idol? (Well, that last one we could do without). The Fox network is threatening to go dark by the end of the week on Time-Warner in Los Angeles and other cities if the cable company doesn’t meet its demands to pay about $1 per subscriber per month in the 27 cities were it owns broadcast stations.”
I see nothing too terrible about this.
1 tag
dustydgaf:
plasticteacups:
I’m Not Gonna Teach...
want to start a band
the-mu:
exspectator:
geofferino:
Want to call it ‘interrobang’.
Already exists.
Seen them live.
I used to play with them all the time. They’re decent.
new years resolution: dump my boyfriend and turn...
veronicathenoseylady:
abbikadabra:
have sex with 80 guys by february
Mine too.
1 tag
1 tag
MTV'S "My Life as Liz"
synecdoche:
“My Life as Liz” explores high school life through the eyes of Liz Lee, a precocious, sometimes sarcastic, always witty teenage girl trapped in a conservative Texas town. Ever the outsider, the series explores Liz’s attempt to make the best of her senior year by carving out a place of her own among her more “normal” peers. While Liz’s off-kilter outlook and impeccable comedic timing...
1 tag
1 tag
The Office
makes me uncomfortable.
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
Short Story by JohnWilkes'Tooth.
johnwilkestooth:
They sat across from each other, those two, idly looking around at the furniture, the newspaper, the trinkets that meant nothing, anything as long as they didn’t have to look at the other.
“How’s your coffee?” he said to her. “Good.”
She spit the words from her mouth with what was an obvious disgust for anything that came from his.
“So have anything planned for today?”...
1 tag
1 tag
My Roommate started a business... →
icallbullshitonthat:
I’m not kidding.
wat?
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
2 tags
Never funny, for me:
dontcookbilly:
johnwilkestooth:
triphop:
alvareo:
Jokes about rape
Jokes about women being beaten up
Jokes about 9/11
Jokes about the holocaust
SO ON 9/11 THESE TWO WOMEN WHO WERE THE GRANDDAUGHTERS OF HOLOCAUST SURVIVORS WERE BEATEN UP AND RAPED WHEN SUDDENLY-
Woooops Ive actually made all of those jokes today.
I’m pretty sure this describes every issue of Nonsense from...
1 tag
1 tag
AT SOME POINT ALL AMERICAN BANDS SMARTEN UP AND...
And when they do it’s awesome.
1 tag
I love guys who aren't scared to make a fool of...
amandaisinfant:
scottbloodclot:
amandaisinfant:
I am not scared to make a fool of my self.
So…
I’m totally foolish. That’s obviously directed at me.
you are foolish, considering I just realized you are like a year older than me, all this time I thought you were like 14 or 15. :x
omg i love wen guise are lyk totz cool with bing goofy, but lyk in a safe way that isnt embarrassing and...
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
2 tags
1 tag
2 tags
I figured out exactly what I hate about social...
*And I don’t really consider tumblr as the same thing, just because it’s less of a “social” app, that feature is there, but it seems to me to just be a better connected blog.
But here’s what I don’t like about the people that claim Twitter, Facebook, Digg, etc, will change the internet forever:
If the internet is planet earth.
Than social media would be...
1 tag
I have finished The Fountainhead.
veruca-salt:
It hurt but I did it and it’s done. It’s going to take me a little while to formulate an opinion.
Are you a lesbian yet?
“There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the...”
– Douglas Adams (via somethingintellectual)
1 tag
Ryan
dontcookbilly:
You need to read The Satyicon by Petronius or Lysistrata and The Frogs by Aristophanes.
Comedy as we know it has existed longer than Chaplin.
No, yeah, I know, I was just using Chaplin as an example.
And I won’t read these because reading is for faggots.
1 tag
1 tag
Why This Decade Sucked, Reason #10: Social Media... →
“And all the social media devices that have emerged since then have added nothing to improve the situation. Did you see the top Twitter “news events” trends of 2009? #1 was #iranelection. Ah, that takes us back. Everyone was turning their icons green and retweeting the latest 140-character samizdat from the streets of Tehran. Keep up the pressure! the optimists cried. The green...
1 tag
1 tag
“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a...”
– Albert Einstein
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
