February 2010
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ohmystarss asked: I think your posts are hilarious, please keep me laughing tonight.
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Anonymous asked: It's only gay if you cum multiple times (greater that five).
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Anonymous asked: dude you are so gay. unfollow.
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I'm not watching this in 3D
and it’s actually more fucking insane.
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Zac Brown Band?
What a bunch of bearded fatties.
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I hope P!nk throws up.
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Beyonce is doing a pretty bad ass job though
I’ll give her that.
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Beyonce will never out crazy Lady GaGa
she’s black.
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INTERRUPT HER!
CUT THE BITCH OFF!
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Green Day is now bigger than a ska band.
(via veronicathenoseylady)
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What is a
Lady Antebellum?
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Billy Joe
is a black lady.
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Is JLo like 50?
I thought she was dead.
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GaGa
for song of the year.
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Grammys are pretty damned good so far
January 2010
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Gawker has an article up about the funniness of...
“But there is no good right-slanted Onion, or Daily Show or Bill Maher and no right-wing satirist who can nail liberals like Stephen Colbert nails conservatives. In 2007 Fox tried to launch a show to take on Comedy Central (despite Jon Stewart, in particular, sniping across political lines). The 1/2 Hour News Hour, marked by canned laughter, was described as “so heavy handed that...
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rubenfeld:
How I’m spending Saturday
In front of a television, watching “Justice” with Michael Sandel. It’s honestly the greatest college class I never got to take.
Oh… how dreadfully sad.
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Dear Saturday
I do not want to go to work. I want to lay around in my pajamas watching cop dramas. Make this happen.
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i never sleep long enough
synecdoche:
also no matter how drunk i get i keep waking up every twenty minutes because a) my neck hurts a lot, like where i had my surgery? it’s weird because it was fine for a month but now i feel like someone is stabbing me repeatedly in my scar. b) i also keep having weird growing pains in my legs and i am convinced i’m having a second growth spurt and will eventually be 7’5” c) hunger...
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@ my internship
The singer from Clap Your Hands And Say Yeah is about to do a private performance. Sweeeeet.
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