December 2010
kingsandvillains asked: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKmMeH2R3SI I didn't think anyone but you could truly do a post about this justice
kingsandvillains asked: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKmMeH2R3SI I didn't think anyone but you could truly do a post about this justice
Things I can't wait to do when I get to Boston:
heyveronica:
Scream: “NOT YOU! NOT YOU! AND NOT YOU!” at people. Thats what they do up there, right?
Just make sure Sully’s sistah doesn’t fynd ohut thaht yuh were tahking shit abuht ‘er ore sheel drive uhp frum the sowth shoah an buhst ya ass. Itll tahke ‘er forevah tho becuhz she’s a wicked bad drivah and she’s drivin ‘er fathuhs cah whyle...
Getting Fingered at a School Assembly
queen-of-everything:
mykicks:
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is getting fingered at a school assembly last year.
[Female, 15]
I feel like everyone on My Biggest Regret Ever is getting fingered every five minutes.
In public places no less
Fingering as the main event is probably at the same time the most accurate and depressing summation of middle to high school sexuality....
Losing My Virginity on a Toilet
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is losing my virginity on a toilet. I always hoped the first time would be special and romantic, with someone I wanted to spend my life with. I threw all that aside after a few too many Mike’s Hard Lemonades and let some stranger bang me on the toilet.
[Female, 22]
Ok, these are fake, they have to be.
Surprise of the night
“Cougartown” is watchable and entertaining.
Does anyone actually think Papa John's is good...
When it comes to fast food pizza, Papa John’s and Domino’s both fulfill different (usually drunken) tastes. Papa John’s is usually greasier, it’s got that fucking bitch garlic sauce, the bread’s really golden.
Domino’s is more of a zesty taste, especially with the new recipe, also their sides are a real incentive.
For cardboard and pizza sauce both places do a...
ohsusquehanna:
groupoftrees:
ohsusquehanna replied to your post: You don’t strike me as a radiohead fan
I really dislike Radiohead.
woah that was quick. why though? I mean yeah sure they blew up in the past couple of years but how could you not like OK Computer? that album is like a staple in everything that has shaped a lot of the music all of us listen to today.
for me what did it was Kid...
Call me crazy,
stormytherabbit:
michaeltheking:
but in my opinion, “I’ve never smoked pot before” is one of the most attractive things a girl can say.
i agree, popping a girl’s marijuana virginity is really adorable!
No it’s not.
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I think about this sometimes when dreaming of...
“The cast of NewsRadio was banned from the SAG Awards after one appearance because of their bad behavior. They took their shoes off, stole wine off of the other tables and Andy Dick allegedly asked for Helen Hunt’s autograph on his penis. “
Not Saving My Lip Virginity
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is not saving my lip virginity for the boy I really liked. I carelessly gave it away to some boy I met at the movies instead of waiting.
[Female, 14]
And there’s my answer to my continual confusion as to why Taylor Swift is so popular…
Hungover journalism is not as fun as drunk...
#thingsIobviouslyneverdo
firthofforth:
“A Daily News photographer covering Sunday’s blizzard was menaced by jetBlue airline security as he took pictures at John F. Kennedy Airport. Three guards ordered Steven Sunshine, a regular News contributor, to delete all his photos of the giant board showing flight delays and cancellations. They warned he could be in trouble for taking photos on “private property” at JFK’s Terminal...
The boyfriend is treading on thin ice.
lisadicarlucci:
heyveronica:
Do not try to argue with your girlfriend when she just aborted your P.O.D. baby. ESPECIALLY if you’re on your way to fucking Red Lobster for a “sorry you had to have an abortion” dinner.
Do you see the hat on that douchebag?
I think a “Sorry You Had To Have An Abortion Dinner At Red Lobster” is the truly most hysterical thing I’ve ever heard...
Hometown throwday
My midnight mass.
Trying to Re-Use a Condom
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is trying to re-use a condom. It broke during sex and I’m really worried I might have gotten the girl pregnant.
[Male, 20]
Flip it inside out.
“I know that a lot of what I’m listing here seems like it’s outside of the “nerd...”
– Patton Oswalt (via soupsoup)
WELL SAID.
(via numnumsbylaura)
Andrew Zimmern's show is a food show
Anthony Bourdain’s show is something bigger. And I think that pisses Zimmern off. Also, he’s stealing Bourdain’s mannerisms. What a bald cock.
4chan got DDOS'd and is down. LOL
To Matt Ern:
nervousrex:
loosenewleaves:
It’s 6am
I’m reading a book of Harlan Ellison’s short stories, after finishing Breakfast of Champions earlier today
and listening straight through They Might Be Giants’ Lincoln
I’m still not going to sleep with you Menegus.
Bryan, I’d like to make fun of you but I can’t think of a way right now.
mattgorman asked: Hey, not every woman who doesn't shave their armpits is a feminist. Some of them are just lazy. That's the only reason I don't shave.
I think laziness is an overlooked factor in pretty much every issue facing our society.
I think laziness is an overlooked factor in pretty much every issue facing our society.