February 2011
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“I’ve had PCs… I’ve built PCs; me and my son build them for...”
– Sinbad’s oddly informed and incredibly articulate keynote speech at Macworld?
January 2011
saddaddancing asked: http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/fbptr/i_am_a_20_yearold_comedian_and_redditor_my_name/
u jelly?
u jelly?
When people who use Chrome dont understand that...
Rules are meant to be frozen.
hourlonghighatus:
Snowing - “Important Things...
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Things For Introverts To Say To "That Cute Person...
theidiotking:
Working on your screenplay. Reading your dogeared copy of Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close. Sipping your soy chai latte. Sure, but what are you REALLY doing in that coffee shop? Casting secret glances at him/her, that’s what. If you could only SAY SOMETHING, surely you would be united forever in meet-cute harmony, right? Here are some guaranteed ice breakers that’ll start a...
broderick:
Is Cold Fusion Real? Not Yet
A common buzzword binding together both environmental activists and scientific fiction fans is one of the most maligned and heavily grimaced theoretical concepts of physics — cold fusion. If someone could prove the darn thing exists it would be a tiny reactor and battery cell that used low-cost,emissions free, nuclear fusion to generate unimaginable...
mattgorman:
“Fuck you, Kings of Leon. They’re self-centered assholes, and they missed the big picture. They missed that a 7-year-old kid can see someone close to their age singing a Kings of Leon song, which will maybe make them want to join a glee club or pick up a musical instrument. It’s like, OK, hate on arts education. You can make fun of Glee all you want, but at its heart, what we really...
A keyboard that sounds like Ray Romano
loosenewleaves:
The Romanophone.
Ray = Treble
Robert = Bass
I'd say sugar is the medicine for all
-Noodles, right now.
Just so you know, that conversation floating...
lonelystarstuff:
that conversation didn’t start circulating until around 2004, and it was going around before that without Einstein’s name attached.
Also, Einstein was a self-described agnostic, not believing in any sort of personal god.
Also, specious logic abounds in the entry; something an amazing thinker like Einstein would not have used.
...
I've reached a new level of ridiculousness
dontcookbilly:
I just asked a girl out via Linked-in.
You are the oldest man in America.
They're trying to shoot JERSEY SHORE season 4 in...
davidg1111:
ahhhhhhhhhhh
That’s perfect.
GWAR Mitzvah?
God damnit, Billy.
thepanaman asked: Next time you look at your beer, would you realize all your student loans have been for the sake of supporting the art that surrounds your life? Would you think of me?
Cheers,
-Beer Art: The Art in Beer
http://jeanma.com/beer
Cheers,
-Beer Art: The Art in Beer
http://jeanma.com/beer
sergeantd asked: I am amazed/confused/stoked that there are zillions of Tumblrs that are basically 14 year old girls reblogging pictures of band merch with no captions or other content added... just pictures of ADTR, Parkway Drive, and Asking Alexandria merch........
thepanaman asked: He's right you know.
jesuisperdu asked: You are brilliant.
Words I'm going to try and start saying regularly
“boosie”
Watchheyveronica:
This entire video is a bunch of 9 year old girls cursing up a storm and talking about “bitches who wear Aeropostale”
BRB. DYING.
This is the strangest flipcam commercial I’ve ever seen.
The amount of words I understand are about 1/8 of what they’re actually saying. From what I can understand though, they’re repping their crew: “The Zillion Dollar...
