Ryan Hates This

May 30

Hey I just have to blog this because it’s literally the funniest thing I’ve ever seen and I’ve been laughing about it for literally minutes.

Hey I just have to blog this because it’s literally the funniest thing I’ve ever seen and I’ve been laughing about it for literally minutes.

Salvador-Dali-holding-baby-ocelots.tumblr.com

Salvador-Dali-holding-baby-ocelots.tumblr.com

oh lol

oh lol

May 29

These gals got some sweet rides.

These gals got some sweet rides.

jasonrbradshaw:

Idle Thoughts: Perceptions

jasonrbradshaw:

Idle Thoughts: Perceptions

I really hope its not raining in brooklyn yet.

heyveronica:

I wont get home till 10:30 and I left my windows open :(

I heard Brooklyn gets everything first.

No way, jose

No way, jose

Obligatory “I USE TUMBLR TO EXPRESS MYSELF WITHOUT MY FRIENDS KNOWING FUCK YOU TUMBLR I HATE YOU NOW ALL THE KIDS AT MY SCHOOL WILL FIND OUT THAT I USE TUMBLR TO BADMOUTH THEM BEHIND THEIR BACKS” post

Obligatory “I USE TUMBLR TO EXPRESS MYSELF WITHOUT MY FRIENDS KNOWING FUCK YOU TUMBLR I HATE YOU NOW ALL THE KIDS AT MY SCHOOL WILL FIND OUT THAT I USE TUMBLR TO BADMOUTH THEM BEHIND THEIR BACKS” post

auroralisbon replied to your photo: I’m doing some research into the cost of getting a…
If Tumblr had a web history beauty pageant, I predict yours would win.

My boss told me that my opinion of how disgusting a thing was didn’t count because I spend most of my time lurking around the fever swamp of the internet.

I’m doing some research into the cost of getting a dragon-shaped dildo. It offered a $5 add-on of cumlube, and like, let’s face it, I’m not gonna turn down a bottle of cumlube.

I’m doing some research into the cost of getting a dragon-shaped dildo. It offered a $5 add-on of cumlube, and like, let’s face it, I’m not gonna turn down a bottle of cumlube.

tallwhitney:

I’ll just leave this here…

oh.

tallwhitney:

I’ll just leave this here…

oh.

(Source: cockenblog)

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mildlyamused:

ourvaluedcustomers:

A moment of clarity while spending $40 on MAGIC cards…

GPOY

mildlyamused:

ourvaluedcustomers:

A moment of clarity while spending $40 on MAGIC cards…

GPOY