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postmodernism:

“I moved to New York to fuck Patti Smith.” -Thurston Moore

halphillips:

youngmanhattanite:

Why did YOU move to New York?

Same reason.

I also want to move to New York for the same reasons.

I moved to New York to watch Thurston Moore fuck Patti Smith.


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  1. saraolivia reblogged this from youngmanhattanite
  2. youngmanhattanite reblogged this from greenberglr and added:
    Remember nothing?
  3. greenberglr reblogged this from youngmanhattanite and added:
    “So if you want...get some authentic Red Lobster, stick to the suburbia Red Lobsters.”...
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  5. ryanhatesthis reblogged this from postmodernism and added:
    I moved to New York to watch Thurston Moore fuck Patti Smith.
  6. postmodernism reblogged this from halphillips and added:
    I also want to move to New York for the same reasons.
  7. halphillips reblogged this from youngmanhattanite
  8. squeela said: same reason obvs
  9. erikonymous reblogged this from youngmanhattanite and added:
    In all honesty: 1. Work in publishing 2. Wear a lot of black 3. Walk really fucking fast everywhere
  10. semperidem said: I am (almost) literally biting my tongue right now to keep from answering that. Instead, I’ll be quirkyalone and say that all the reasons I moved here were dead before I was born, in a city nothing like this.
  11. ninety9 said: Free place to stay. Didn’t realize it would come at the cost of coloring X-men.
  12. minusmanhattan said: burgers
  13. artyucko replied:
  14. thedorseyshawexperience said: i moved here to fuck patti smith’s daughter.
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