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I'm the community moderator for Buzzfeed and when I'm not doing that I do sketches for Student Loans For Beer Money and when I'm not doing that I run a softcore pornography zine for people who wear fox costumes. Here's a site with all kinds of stuff on it about me.
~ Wednesday, January 25 ~
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“ What would you do if your son was at home
Crying all alone on the bedroom floor
‘Cause he’s hungry
And the only way to feed him is to
Sleep with a man for a little bit of money
And his daddys gone
Somewhere smoking rock now
In and out of lock-down
I ain’t got a job now
So for you this is just a good time
But for me this is what I call life
— President Obama (SOTU)

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