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Married Jonas Brother Says Sex Not Worth the Wait

“NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) - Just days after tying the knot after years of abstinence, Kevin Jonas of the pop sensation the Jonas Brothers stunned his teenaged fans by announcing that “to be honest about it, sex was not worth the wait.”

“After we did it, I was kind of like, that’s it?” Mr. Jonas told reporters at a New York press conference.

As to whether Mr. Jonas’ bride agreed with his “that’s it?” assessment, Mr. Jonas remarked, “That’s what she said.”“

BEST THING I’VE HEARD ALL FUCKING DAY!!!!!


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  1. makingloveinthemilkyway reblogged this from tubyang and added:
    you’re doing it wrong Mr. Jonas
  2. photoballerina reblogged this from farmanimalsrock
  3. nikkidecoy reblogged this from skylor and added:
    You’re doing it wrong then, Kevin.
  4. at-at reblogged this from miscellainius and added:
    MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE
  5. madelinestarr reblogged this from marylouwhoblog and added:
    Merry Christmas fangirls
  6. miscellainius reblogged this from itsnotovertonight
  7. supadupdip reblogged this from skylor
  8. dafttonyy- reblogged this from drealizbeth
  9. marylouwhoblog reblogged this from therivanqueen
  10. lunidoesntlivehereanymore reblogged this from therivanqueen and added:
    …i can’t…even..
  11. therivanqueen reblogged this from itsnotovertonight
  12. catchingalittlelightbox reblogged this from dandyasfuck and added:
    omfg this is great XDD
  13. drealizbeth reblogged this from jxnxt
  14. xoitssam reblogged this from yankeegirl
  15. freedomofthoughts reblogged this from skylor
  16. skylor reblogged this from hhnrocks
  17. hhnrocks reblogged this from jasencomstock and added:
    He must suck in bed! Two boring people = boring sex!
  18. yankeegirl reblogged this from emdubb
  19. jasencomstock reblogged this from banalitycheck
  20. emdubb reblogged this from unigue and added:
    Um, who shares that kind of information with the public!? He’s an idiot. I agree on the gay part. His voice was always a...
  21. banalitycheck reblogged this from alliphant
  22. awkwardscorpion reblogged this from callmelala
  23. swagtastic reblogged this from meldoesgradschool and added:
    so why are you sharing this with the entire world. if it sucks, you’re doing it wrong.