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"Reaching Nirvana"

  • [A new romantic comedy coming out this summer starring Matthew McConaughey as Kurt Cobain and Zooey Deschanel as Courtney Love]
  • Kurt: Sure, baby, I'm just your average rocker. I can't commit. I'm a free spirit, girl. I'm just trying to see your heart-shaped box and mooovveee ooonnnn.
  • Courtney: I'm not going to be some one night stand, Kurt!
  • ~Later on~
  • Kurt: I was wrong, baby, I can commit. I learned my lesson. I want to be there for you and I want you to come as you are. You can be yourself with me.
  • Courtney: Rape me.

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