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toopunktofuck:

locksandglasses:

paintbrushe:

Of course a penis wrote this. 

Yoooo I’m laughing out loud right now. That commercial that he made up though…. like what? I wish tampon commercials were like that. All the ones I see are women cartwheeling in white linen pants in a bed of tulips and shit.

I learned how to masturbate way before I got my period
but you know
you guys tried I guess

Yikes! Context is everything, ladies. Daily Bleach is a satirical website. Other recent headlines include “Romney to put Welfare Moms to Work Baptizing Dead Jews” and “Parents Try To Return Gay Baby to Adoption Agency”

uh, just bcuz its “fake” doesnt mean that tampons rnt teaching girls 2 masturbate

cockenblog:

toopunktofuck:

locksandglasses:

paintbrushe:

Of course a penis wrote this. 

Yoooo I’m laughing out loud right now. That commercial that he made up though…. like what? I wish tampon commercials were like that. All the ones I see are women cartwheeling in white linen pants in a bed of tulips and shit.

I learned how to masturbate way before I got my period

but you know

you guys tried I guess

Yikes! Context is everything, ladies. Daily Bleach is a satirical website. Other recent headlines include “Romney to put Welfare Moms to Work Baptizing Dead Jews” and “Parents Try To Return Gay Baby to Adoption Agency”

uh, just bcuz its “fake” doesnt mean that tampons rnt teaching girls 2 masturbate


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