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I work for Buzzfeed and do other internet things.
~ Tuesday, November 13 ~
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  • Veronica: ugh i never know how to start off cover letters
  • Veronica: the first sentence is always the worst
  • Me: "I believe the US government is actually a singe party new-world-order of telepathic lizards that landed on earth 2 millennia ago and have been manipulating all of human history to slowly progress humanity into a slave race meat farm and that's why I should run your social media team, to educate the masses about the the lizard people controlling us and to also create fun, social content for your readers!"
  • Veronica: wow for a second i thought YOU WERE ACTUALLY GOING TO HELP ME

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