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If I were a country music superstar I would completely ingratiate myself with the midwestern music scene, become a “down home” celebrity, talk about “American values” and then I would accept my Country Music Award and go up to make my speech and end it with:

  • "and of course, a big thanks to God, through her all things are possible.”

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  3. disastrousdatingdivas said: and brains would explode. the end.
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    I would do all of these things as well, except when I make my speech, I would deliver it in a British accent and say...
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