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~ Sunday, December 23 ~

Oath Of The Nice Guys Watch

Douchebags and assholes gather, and now my watch begins.
It shall not end until my death or you decide that you should be with me.
I shall take no girlfriend unless it’s you, hold no lands, father no children unless they’re yours.
I shall wear no hats but a fedora and win no glory unless it’s on XBox LIVE.
I shall live and die listening to your feelings expecting sex in return.
I am the sword in the darkness.
I am the watcher on the walls.
I am the shield that guards the realms of men who don’t appreciate you as much as I do.
I pledge my life and honor to the Nice Guys, while you date this asshole and all the assholes to come.

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    so brave
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