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George R. R. Martin’s “How To Train Your Dragon” opens with Hiccup slitting a dragon’s throat. He walks, blood-soaked, to a local inn where he satisfies his blood lust with a Tyroshi whore whose tongue has been cut out. He pours himself a glass of Dornish red, sitting naked, brooding, on the side of the straw mattress. Credits roll.


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    … I’d watch that bahahahaha
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