I work for Buzzfeed, run The BuzzFeed tumblr, do sketches for Student Loans For Beer Money, and when I’m not doing all that I’m usually livetweeting about the television I’m watching like a cool person.@ryanhatesthis!function(d,s,id){var js,fjs=d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];if(!d.getElementById(id)){js=d.createElement(s);js.id=id;js.src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js";fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js,fjs);}}(document,"script","twitter-wjs");Tumblr (3.0; @ryanhatesthis)http://ryanhatesthis.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fa326ea56cafc7d2edbbf24df82f113b/tumblr_molvqkNhjm1qzigjno1_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ff8b8e3dcc9bae78d0ac4e5acb164a5b/tumblr_molvqkNhjm1qzigjno2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p>Yes, it actually links to the page for God.</p>http://ryanhatesthis.tumblr.com/post/53301425479http://ryanhatesthis.tumblr.com/post/53301425479Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:32:44 -0400“Kanye was planning to go to Milan that night. Five songs still needed vocals and two or three of them still needed lyrics.”<br/><br/> - <em>The majority of Yeezus was recorded <a href="http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2013/06/14/the-inside-story-of-kanye-wests-yeezus/">in two hours.</a></em>http://ryanhatesthis.tumblr.com/post/53301012779http://ryanhatesthis.tumblr.com/post/53301012779Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:27:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/63681796c0547dd9fa5e63e9a7495263/tumblr_molvahFYAf1qzigjno1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Kanye West’s personal, tormented, isolated production sure took a lot of other people.</p>http://ryanhatesthis.tumblr.com/post/53300698773http://ryanhatesthis.tumblr.com/post/53300698773Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:23:05 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bb65239f176c7581c1254cca4227f744/tumblr_mg4j35ejao1qbsziao1_r2_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ryanhatesthis.tumblr.com/post/53282427139http://ryanhatesthis.tumblr.com/post/53282427139Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:52:33 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/382708938f58eb8abdb31ba7499926f7/tumblr_mokbadeIcu1qf3d7fo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/43a540109eed3cfba1fcf141f1da3589/tumblr_mokbadeIcu1qf3d7fo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8e3a9688b2259f31b5a30f32c7deedb2/tumblr_mokbadeIcu1qf3d7fo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ac92ad13097b78f73a79ab4ce10910ad/tumblr_mokbadeIcu1qf3d7fo7_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d92a6694b926f53edfac66c35d2031c6/tumblr_mokbadeIcu1qf3d7fo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8830858ff02e63b8f5d4987e14f19838/tumblr_mokbadeIcu1qf3d7fo5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fd9c4171e4f6ae5d83177cb190793c4a/tumblr_mokbadeIcu1qf3d7fo6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://queen-of-everything.tumblr.com/post/53249798418" class="tumblr_blog">queen-of-everything</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pirated-edition.tumblr.com/post/53246514760/champagne4theepain-kanyewest-com-yes">pirated-edition</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://champagne4theepain.tumblr.com/post/53236035055/kanyewest-com">champagne4theepain</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://kanyewest.com">kanyewest.com</a></p> </blockquote> <p>yes</p> </blockquote> <p>This is everything I’ve ever wanted.</p></blockquote>http://ryanhatesthis.tumblr.com/post/53251424419http://ryanhatesthis.tumblr.com/post/53251424419Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:54:02 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tickettoheaven.tumblr.com/post/50312878643/chafing-nipples-dangermat-when-bananas-rot">tickettoheaven</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chafing-nipples.tumblr.com/post/50216365795/dangermat-when-bananas-rot-they-secrete-stuff">chafing-nipples</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dangermat.tumblr.com/post/50213672090/when-bananas-rot-they-secrete-stuff-that-makes">dangermat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster<br/>that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide<br/>bananas commit murder suicide</p> </blockquote> <div>that’s pretty fucking metal</div> </blockquote> <div>I’d say it’s pretty fucking</div> <div><em>bananas</em></div> </blockquote>http://ryanhatesthis.tumblr.com/post/53221277902http://ryanhatesthis.tumblr.com/post/53221277902Mon, 17 Jun 2013 16:52:08 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/db357e59461c4b554d7e14e1c4e88046/tumblr_mojstjbciN1rp9xifo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8681af28cbc5e1dc47a2d072827d2823/tumblr_mojstjbciN1rp9xifo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gofwd.tumblr.com/post/53211706517/please-make-this-a-real-thing">gofwd</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Please make this <a href="http://imgur.com/r/gaming/N1Zn3Oq">a real thing.</a></p> </blockquote> <p>omg</p>http://ryanhatesthis.tumblr.com/post/53212000715http://ryanhatesthis.tumblr.com/post/53212000715Mon, 17 Jun 2013 14:47:21 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3c39ea2bbe9a221de4ec9ee345dc3efd/tumblr_mnvd17KGgg1r4p2wto1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/33e2de122f690beaf223362d8786c698/tumblr_mnvd17KGgg1r4p2wto2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://ryanhatesthis.tumblr.com/post/53198454821http://ryanhatesthis.tumblr.com/post/53198454821Mon, 17 Jun 2013 11:14:13 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a4222580c409f4473f9eaa5150d46110/tumblr_mnjdtxsxrB1qd9963o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ryanhatesthis.tumblr.com/post/53198445493http://ryanhatesthis.tumblr.com/post/53198445493Mon, 17 Jun 2013 11:14:03 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fb9ecc394728599f6c6fd2f3aea3dd67/tumblr_mogi9cRcz81qzigjno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Bourbon Street selfie</p>http://ryanhatesthis.tumblr.com/post/53056812230http://ryanhatesthis.tumblr.com/post/53056812230Sat, 15 Jun 2013 18:53:36 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/70da12a206e338fbaf62716f1e2b91b5/tumblr_moebbucAt51qednkoo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://ryanhatesthis.tumblr.com/post/52966675465http://ryanhatesthis.tumblr.com/post/52966675465Fri, 14 Jun 2013 15:50:42 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/752e7baaad903fa649eb56a1d34a372d/tumblr_mnzfgzRrKo1rsdc5eo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/01159b73320b69052b82a72d4d8bc960/tumblr_mnzfgzRrKo1rsdc5eo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c72484932372a7c4bbaafb9ee5daf82b/tumblr_mnzfgzRrKo1rsdc5eo6_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9d5b83576cef6e5d16c1b07ca1b55d69/tumblr_mnzfgzRrKo1rsdc5eo3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5c184f2c146f72681bb3896c91214e4e/tumblr_mnzfgzRrKo1rsdc5eo7_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/766467ef70ef6a83fa1f050ff11fe0f2/tumblr_mnzfgzRrKo1rsdc5eo8_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d74d308a4c01045b92e87bc9f9aaef69/tumblr_mnzfgzRrKo1rsdc5eo4_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/17dc8b542f2c591a4b3f105799d074c8/tumblr_mnzfgzRrKo1rsdc5eo9_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9e57ed19974a063b71bb39980ee7eb81/tumblr_mnzfgzRrKo1rsdc5eo10_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/67cbe9ecf60303b2d77e30ea6e5f7653/tumblr_mnzfgzRrKo1rsdc5eo5_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><small>Shaun of the Dead Easter Egg: Ed tells you the whole plot.</small></p> </blockquote>http://ryanhatesthis.tumblr.com/post/52966357957http://ryanhatesthis.tumblr.com/post/52966357957Fri, 14 Jun 2013 15:45:57 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/02025337cb07b812ebb1795caa3d6a4c/tumblr_mob7e9V89m1qanm80o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>well i didnt think cant hardly wait could have been any better, but here we are</p>http://ryanhatesthis.tumblr.com/post/52953389705http://ryanhatesthis.tumblr.com/post/52953389705Fri, 14 Jun 2013 12:17:22 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1ce3a6bc6fd32814336e04d9e424955b/tumblr_moe2d2mn4f1qzigjno1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/09fb1e349f79e63d8f3cc672d7b86ba7/tumblr_moe2d2mn4f1qzigjno3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1cf3ad2d769ef726b4bd79ff9f10fbaa/tumblr_moe2d2mn4f1qzigjno2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>It was raining last night.</p>http://ryanhatesthis.tumblr.com/post/52949905596http://ryanhatesthis.tumblr.com/post/52949905596Fri, 14 Jun 2013 11:15:02 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6d4800c15b77ea2b3759aa516b3a0a5d/tumblr_moe12j2j8R1qzigjno1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>It’s important to communicate with the community team.</p>http://ryanhatesthis.tumblr.com/post/52948469368http://ryanhatesthis.tumblr.com/post/52948469368Fri, 14 Jun 2013 10:47:07 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/25236bc22020e6cbafedbb17f3f6f428/tumblr_mocn9lgoH61qz4u07o1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://ryanhatesthis.tumblr.com/post/52893276951http://ryanhatesthis.tumblr.com/post/52893276951Thu, 13 Jun 2013 16:58:46 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9c5ac589c3cb498c60657d88846ce226/tumblr_moclypXt5S1sulir7o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://theofmoviestills.tumblr.com/post/52890679081/lost-in-translation-sofia-coppola-2003" class="tumblr_blog">theofmoviestills</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><span>Lost In Translation | Sofia Coppola | 2003</span></p></blockquote>http://ryanhatesthis.tumblr.com/post/52892393836http://ryanhatesthis.tumblr.com/post/52892393836Thu, 13 Jun 2013 16:46:34 -0400“Well you know, for those of us in New York, we would meet these travelers who had come to New York, and they would tell these stories about this amazing utopia called Chicago where rents were still reasonable and newspapers still thrived, and old time bars still served boilermakers and the rivers were green with beer. I was like, “I’m sorry but you’re insane. There is no such place. If there were, why did you leave it?” And that’s how I came to believe that there was a mythical city called Chicago, a legend of folklore. There was this great city of wide shoulders in the middle of the country, but of course it’s patently false. Or it was, anyway. I would come and visit quote-unquote Chicago for meetings and public appearances and lectures and comedy and so forth, and it was really amazing the lengths to which the so-called Chicagoans would go to maintain this fantasy. They’d build a great paper mache city, a great white city just to fool me and themselves that it was Chicago. I’m pretty sure as soon as I left the rain would wash it all away back into the lake. And now there is a real city called Chicago. It happened. It materialized, like magically. I’m looking forward to coming back to it.”<br/><br/> - <em><p><a href="http://chicagoist.com/2013/06/12/john_hodgman_interview.php">John Hodgman, Chicagoist</a></p> <p>I am looking forward to my first experience of the collective, shared delusion that is Chicago, at ALA 2013.</p> <p>(via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thepinakes.tumblr.com/">thepinakes</a>)</p> <p>After I went to Chicago for the first time, it was all I could think about. The second time left me aching for more. It’s such a magical place, I don’t know what the third visit will do to my feelings.</p> <p>(via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.memelibrarian.com/">continuants</a>)</p> <p>I lived there for a summer and didn’t quite appreciate it until I left. </p></em>http://ryanhatesthis.tumblr.com/post/52873833414http://ryanhatesthis.tumblr.com/post/52873833414Thu, 13 Jun 2013 12:07:19 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m85uskn5jU1qfkqupo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://ryanhatesthis.tumblr.com/post/52873474990http://ryanhatesthis.tumblr.com/post/52873474990Thu, 13 Jun 2013 12:01:20 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9ada7d527344e1d448616f36829c2a75/tumblr_mo9iljiqgp1sulir7o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whiskeysmyxtracurricularactivity.tumblr.com/post/52767239465/theofmoviestills-some-like-it-hot-billy">whiskeysmyxtracurricularactivity</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theofmoviestills.tumblr.com/post/52766355213/some-like-it-hot-billy-wilder-1959">theofmoviestills</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>Some Like It Hot | Billy Wilder | 1959</span></p> </blockquote> <p>I just gasped.</p> </blockquote>http://ryanhatesthis.tumblr.com/post/52788110827http://ryanhatesthis.tumblr.com/post/52788110827Wed, 12 Jun 2013 09:40:34 -0400